Relax! The Gods Are In Charge! (A "Motivational" Poster... with a makeover worthy of Loki.)

• We are all Frigga's Children.
• What we are is the Norn's gift to us, what we become is our gift back to the Norns.
• The threads of your orlog have a specific purpose and placement, and you have a path laid before you that no one else can follow. You, in this individual lifetime, are unique.
• Mother Holda will never give you more chores than you can handle.
• With Loki as your traveling companion, anything is possible.
  "Anything" might have 8 legs or a goat tied to it's balls though.
• Forseti loves you as you are, but Tyr thinks your battle skills need improving.
• No matter what is happening in your life, know that your Fylgia is waiting for you with open arms. (This is cause to be both hopeful, and scared.)
• Know Baldur, know peace. No Baldur, Ragnarok.
• Stop and let the wyrd be spun without you once in awhile.
• Svartalfar can't make you new gifts unless you put down that hammer they already made you and stop looking at them like that.
• Friendship is Thor's way of being our shield-sibling through someone else having our back.
• Walk with Odin the Wanderer, and you will always reach your destination.
• Stand outside this evening and look at the stars. Know that you are special to, and loved by, your ancestors who lived when their light first began it's long journey... And also that somewhere up there Skadi's father is watching you when/if you have sex. Seriously, you may want a tent.
• Loki never closes a door without knowing he can escape through a window by turning into a fly. What? You can't do that too?
• Live in such a way that those who do not know honor and hospitality will come to know both because they know you.
• Bragi gives us inspiration, we create our own poems and songs.
• "Please do not feel personally, totally, irrevocably responsible for everything. That's our job. You do you, your personal thread. The tapestry is ours. Love, the Aesir."